Ummmmm

take that shopping bag off, penis, you can't go shopping, you don't even have arms

thats totally legit. you should see his wife.

>>518
Actually, it's a pair of panties :3

>>521
Nah man we got divorced back in 1743

These are fucking bad shops.
A long time back these were posted by someone under the name of Corehammer.

inb4 thread is bad you should feel bad.

>>543
You know what's a bad shop? Best Buy.

>>555
go on cam

>>522
The cock and balls are sharper and in better focus than the rest of the pic.

>>501
Same goes for this one, and lol at the bad blur job where the cock meets the abdomen.

>>555
So you can stuff things in your baggy pants.

Post vids you fucking fake.
I enjoy the real size here.

>>557
Kay

>>561
Actually

>>522
>>501
>>571
I stuffed things in my pants in these two

>>555
And that one is bad

>>561
trust me, it's real.

>>573
No, those Helepolis pics are old shops.
They have been disproved a while back.

Why don't you post the pic of that WoW figurine riding your badly shopped dick, or the bad mix-n-match focus shots of you taking a leak? Or post some vids? No vids will be posted because those are shops.

Mine however aren't.

Oh, hey, y'all, I like everything in this thread. Yaaaaaay

>>579
If you think recognizing these as fakes makes you a clever goose, that you're telling people something they don't know, I think you need a better hobby.

Also, I notice that you aren't saging and that those pics probably aren't yours. Good job. You secretly love this guy.

PFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MOAR!!!

I'll leave this here before I go to work :3

AAAAHAHAHAHAH WHAAAAHAHAHAHHHHUUUUUUUU

whoa nelly

Christ, not this faggot again. Stop posting your stupid photoshops.

>>617
hide the thread.

>>621
yeah woh the fuck cares what some ass is doing

can we be friends

>>629
Sure :3 Let's hug

what do you even have sex with? i assume some sort of cow or horse.

or a poor watermelon.

>>656
The pics are fakes you idiot.
He jerks with his hand like the rest of his socially inept kind.

>>657
You mean you guys?

>>656
Only rich watermelons will do.

>>657
Why do you think I feel at home with you :D

those balls must hurt to carry around

so uh....how do we talk to you

>>682
I have no idea why my balls would always hurt, but...

legionnaire_extraordinare at YIM
dancinghydralisk on AIM
batteringram (at) live.com for MSN

:3

MOAR!!!!

>>700
FINE

>>743
LOL
that cock doesn't even match that body.
FAILchop!

It's pretty sad that you've got some sort of complex that derives pleasure from posting shitty photochops of a cock that's been comedically inflated to elephantitis-level proportions.

If your penis was that big, I'd be concerned about your potential roundworm infection that made your genitals that grossly oversized in the first place and the long-term implications of having a years untreated parasitic infection.

>>754
we know its fake

i would of thought the other pics would have been made it clear to you but i guess not

you are the smartest cookie i ever saw

How can you walk or go out in public?

>>787
oh lol

>>754
I know, it's sad, I cry every time I look in the mirror and see my cock. And I don't have a roundworm infection, but I did find a colony of Conger Eels living in my urethra once. Imagine my suprise to jerk off, start cumming, AND FUCKING EELS FLY EVERYWHERE

>>787
I get that one alot. I actually made this sort of sack thing with cloth and velcro and I sort of put my junk in it and wrap it around my back. The cock isn't the problem, the balls are. By strapping it all to my stomach I make it look like my belly's bigger, but it's less embarassing and shit doesn't move around nearly as much. Pic related.

>>789
It still looks kinda weird. I guess you wouldnt see it if you didnt know what you were looking at.

OP post videos of you shooting eels from your penisss

So are you gay bi or what? and please post moar Post ALOT. Even Cum on your cock!

>>953
I'm bi. Glad you like my pics :3 I posted my im info earlier in the thread if you wanna talk ^^

look at the size of those hair follicles on that enlarged penis. You could fit a fucking biro into those.

I don't have hair on my penis :< i shave everything... granted, some of these came after I started that practice

...What's a biro?

>>958
When are you on? and post all of them.

The shading on the balls doesnt match the shading with the rest of anything.

Failshops. Please do better.

Do a video for us all.

I think that perhaps a "Dummies Guide To Photoshop" would be useful here.

Just keep feeding him, guise

then his blood is crawling to its own conclusion

Your cousin's over on 4chan looking for you.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it me or were you trolling on Omegle earlier this week?

>>1583
Well, a while back, people kept flipping me off when they saw me...

>>1674
Why did my trip change?

>>1675
Can we be friends?

>>1790
Sure :3

someone just reported this thread. late to the party, i guess. funny.

>>1804
I am amuse x3

>>1810
No, you are the faggot.
And sage for bad photoshop thread.

>>1812
stop reporting this thread. once was enough.

>>1813
reported for bitching

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>1813
Its not just >>1814 that thinks this thread is a bad thread.

Shit, at least have an unshooped junk pic of mine.

>>1790
You can get me on one o the IM clients I mentioned :3

>>1814
>>1812
Smooth move

>>1817
You know, hate is just another side of the of the same coin as love. You must really care about me to repeatedly post in my thread :3

Man the OP must be really fucked in the head if he gets off to pretending to have a massive penis.
I mean, clearly fake, why do you continue to put up the charade? Weirds me out.
If you still insist in it being true post a vid. Not even erotic, just like, show us your dick and balls.

if you don't like the thread, then hide it. last warning.

>>1825
Deleting the thread would solve this problem.

>>1827
shut up.

>>1828
stop bumping a shitty thread you dumbfuck

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>1825
Don't think its a matter of whether people like it or not, but its fake.
Belongs in /manip/.

>>1866
it's fake? REALLY?

>>1810
Can you do me a favor and keep posting? You see, the anger and irritation of people like >>1866,>>1827,>>1824,>>1812 only makes me harder. And your pics too, your pics make me very hard.

>>1923
I'm sad that Helepolis hasn't come back yet.

>>1923
>>1952
What i miss :D

>>1954
You missed me wanting more of your pictures. I love your hot cock.

>>1955
Really now :P

>>1957
Yes really. More pictures, please?

Melissa is that you

>>1971
i dont think he's taking you seriously

OP how much does your dick weigh

This is the same poster as >>1971
I don't know who Melissa is, but I'm being genuine. Please more pictures. I'm not laughing at you. I enjoy your images.

>>2017
9 pounds hard

>>2020
I can't make any promises. I haven't felt motivation to take pics in a long time. Anyway, you understand if I'm a bit skeptical. I think you just want me to piss more people off XD

>>2062
I actually do enjoy your pictures for aesthetic reasons. I think the people who whine about your pictures should shut up and hide your thread. If you don't want to post pictures anymore because some people can't learn to hide a thread and go look at some content that they actually like, then that makes me sad. The fact that anyone got so irritated with your contributions is so silly, and you really shouldn't cater to people who don't like what you contribute. If there really is true disinterest in the content you post, this thread will die off naturally. For now, though, it's still on the first page.

>>2064
ehs fucking with you man even if that shits real its fucked up like fucking rabbits youre deformed man

I'm hardly surprised that BBW chan's worst moderator likes one of the worst threads. I also have trouble understandng why anyone would go to the trouble of shopping a larger dick on his fat body and then pretending that its really his. Oh well, the interweb is full of weird things. And that's putting it diplomatically.

But out of morbid curiosity, what sort of kicks do you Helepolis get out of this charade, and also, why are you Jess so vehemently defending this? I assume you must also derive some sort of pleasure out of this? Since in the past you've been upset with far superior threads/posters as far as the quality of content goes...

>>2086
I'll tell you what kicks I get out of it, but I'm merely an anonymous appreciator of Helepolis.

It's a fun fantasy. A dick that big is just something to marvel at. I don't care if it's photoshopped and I don't care if it isn't. I'm entertained by the idea of someone having a dick like that, and Helepolis is good at selling the idea that he has this outrageous cock. I'm enjoying the fantasy of it.

>>2087
>Helepolis is good at selling the idea that he has this outrageous cock.
That may be the case if you are blind or don't understand that all the pics are photoshopped.

Or maybe you are as deluded as Heletard

>>1891
Move this thread to /manip/ to comply with site/board rules.

(DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO)

>>2090
For fucks sake, your accusations of my being obtuse only shows how obtuse you are. It's like Captain Obvious just got a promotion to Major.

Yes, they're photoshops. I like them because they're photoshops. I like them because Helepolis just rolls with it like they aren't photoshops.
I still stand by my reasoning that the thread belongs right here. They may be manipulated images, but its still PENIS, and the penis-centered nature of the images make them appropriate for right here.
If you don't like it, hide it and go look at a more reasonable pictures of penis.
You're like one of those assholes that goes to a magic show and yells out "It's a trick! He's not really making the cards vanish in thin air!". When you say the pictures are photoshopped, you aren't telling anyone anything they didn't realize before. You're just being whiny because you have no appreciation for the content.

Helepolis, now that the whiners are gone, can you give us more please? Also, I would like to talk to you on yahoo messenger.

>first thing that comes to mind

This thread is awesome.

>>2124 I'm assuming you're also >>2064 This is one of the only ones that I haven't posted. If you want to IM me go ahead. YIM is behemothorgan.

>>2090
Let's say you're right. Then you must hate movies with scripts...what's up with that? They should just go out and film people eating snacks and so on.

>>2086
It's all quite amusing, don't you think? I post my dick and these people think it's worth their time to inform me of the displeasure this gives them. Is it jealousy? Do they simply want to attack what they perceive as stupidity? Who knows. I just wanted to show off and see if I could find some people to talk to, but these people turn it into an exercise in puerile asininity. You know what I do when my friends want to see a stupid movie? I stay home. I don't go along and complain during the entire thing. Song I don't like comes on? Change the channel. That's what any reasonable adult would do...

>>2125
People keep showing me pics form that episode and I still haven't seen it XD

And thanks, Jess, for allowing this to continue.

no problem. i just think it's hilarious that this thread is over a year old, yet people are still whining about it.

I woudl like to inform oyu that i am rathe rinebriated right now but i would not have tolearated the sports bar otherwise. I need you o kno wthat you can vbe waht you want, asl ong as what oyu want to be is spiders. they chain together, forming pyramids to the future, but only when the future is within their purviews. that is the key to everythina and what you must strive towards in your everyday life, because lemonade is a step away and i do not want to put anything on the floor. I am giving good advice, but you must relize the value in waht i am telling you.

I am staying out of chewy choclate strippers for now, even if i have stone coupons

>>2196
I fucking love you, Helepolis. Please don't stop doing what you do.

>>2206
I'm glad SOMEONE knows what I'm doing, cause I sure as hell never have any idea.

Helepolis has lost weight :D But I look so much bigger now x.x

Sorry to say, but this is shopped. If you had a dick that huge, you'd be dead from the lack of blood going to you're brain and the rest of the body, I just don't believe its real, considering the fact that you'd need the heart of a damn horse to actually survive with a dick that huge!

>>2287
So you're aspiring to be Captain Obvious' sidekick? The Captain himself already posted a few times in the thread.

>>543
>>579
>>657
>>1812

so... sorry to say, but you haven't said anything that hadn't already been said in the thread already. Everyone here who sees the thread know it's shopped, especially the ones who genuinely like the content of the thread.

On that note, I like the content of this thread and I want to see more of the penis that would kill you if you had it and you got an erection.

>>2289
I think my cock is about to start a war. So other people dying can't be ruled out. My dick or its apparent lack thereof is srs biznes.

>>2289 Ah no, I'm not, I just didn't know that someone else had posted it.

Ok its bullshit that you are living a lie with a shop dick this thread should be banned for it being stupid and you saying that is yours cuase you would die seriously man!

>>2342
his dick is so big it knocked the coherence and punctuation right out of yoru post

>Hook up with Cuban chick
>Sees my cock, thinks it's pretty cool
>Jerks me off and gives me head, or the closest she can
>I start jizzing, cover her face with first wad
>She yells at me to stop cumming
>I keep cumming till her whole front body is painted white
>I finally stop, she's kneeling in a puddle of jizz
>She gets all pissy and starts cursing in Spanish
>I ask what's wrong
>Says I wouldn't stop cumming
>I explain that guys can't do that
>She curses in Spanish some more, showers, leaves
>WTF JUST HAPPENED