>>1866
it's fake? REALLY?

>>1810
Can you do me a favor and keep posting? You see, the anger and irritation of people like >>1866,>>1827,>>1824,>>1812 only makes me harder. And your pics too, your pics make me very hard.

>>1923
I'm sad that Helepolis hasn't come back yet.

>>1923
>>1952
What i miss :D

>>1954
You missed me wanting more of your pictures. I love your hot cock.

>>1955
Really now :P

>>1957
Yes really. More pictures, please?

Melissa is that you

>>1971
i dont think he's taking you seriously

OP how much does your dick weigh

This is the same poster as >>1971
I don't know who Melissa is, but I'm being genuine. Please more pictures. I'm not laughing at you. I enjoy your images.

>>2017
9 pounds hard

>>2020
I can't make any promises. I haven't felt motivation to take pics in a long time. Anyway, you understand if I'm a bit skeptical. I think you just want me to piss more people off XD

>>2062
I actually do enjoy your pictures for aesthetic reasons. I think the people who whine about your pictures should shut up and hide your thread. If you don't want to post pictures anymore because some people can't learn to hide a thread and go look at some content that they actually like, then that makes me sad. The fact that anyone got so irritated with your contributions is so silly, and you really shouldn't cater to people who don't like what you contribute. If there really is true disinterest in the content you post, this thread will die off naturally. For now, though, it's still on the first page.

>>2064
ehs fucking with you man even if that shits real its fucked up like fucking rabbits youre deformed man

I'm hardly surprised that BBW chan's worst moderator likes one of the worst threads. I also have trouble understandng why anyone would go to the trouble of shopping a larger dick on his fat body and then pretending that its really his. Oh well, the interweb is full of weird things. And that's putting it diplomatically.

But out of morbid curiosity, what sort of kicks do you Helepolis get out of this charade, and also, why are you Jess so vehemently defending this? I assume you must also derive some sort of pleasure out of this? Since in the past you've been upset with far superior threads/posters as far as the quality of content goes...

>>2086
I'll tell you what kicks I get out of it, but I'm merely an anonymous appreciator of Helepolis.

It's a fun fantasy. A dick that big is just something to marvel at. I don't care if it's photoshopped and I don't care if it isn't. I'm entertained by the idea of someone having a dick like that, and Helepolis is good at selling the idea that he has this outrageous cock. I'm enjoying the fantasy of it.

>>2087
>Helepolis is good at selling the idea that he has this outrageous cock.
That may be the case if you are blind or don't understand that all the pics are photoshopped.

Or maybe you are as deluded as Heletard

>>1891
Move this thread to /manip/ to comply with site/board rules.

(DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO)

>>2090
For fucks sake, your accusations of my being obtuse only shows how obtuse you are. It's like Captain Obvious just got a promotion to Major.

Yes, they're photoshops. I like them because they're photoshops. I like them because Helepolis just rolls with it like they aren't photoshops.
I still stand by my reasoning that the thread belongs right here. They may be manipulated images, but its still PENIS, and the penis-centered nature of the images make them appropriate for right here.
If you don't like it, hide it and go look at a more reasonable pictures of penis.
You're like one of those assholes that goes to a magic show and yells out "It's a trick! He's not really making the cards vanish in thin air!". When you say the pictures are photoshopped, you aren't telling anyone anything they didn't realize before. You're just being whiny because you have no appreciation for the content.

Helepolis, now that the whiners are gone, can you give us more please? Also, I would like to talk to you on yahoo messenger.

>first thing that comes to mind

This thread is awesome.

>>2124 I'm assuming you're also >>2064 This is one of the only ones that I haven't posted. If you want to IM me go ahead. YIM is behemothorgan.

>>2090
Let's say you're right. Then you must hate movies with scripts...what's up with that? They should just go out and film people eating snacks and so on.

>>2086
It's all quite amusing, don't you think? I post my dick and these people think it's worth their time to inform me of the displeasure this gives them. Is it jealousy? Do they simply want to attack what they perceive as stupidity? Who knows. I just wanted to show off and see if I could find some people to talk to, but these people turn it into an exercise in puerile asininity. You know what I do when my friends want to see a stupid movie? I stay home. I don't go along and complain during the entire thing. Song I don't like comes on? Change the channel. That's what any reasonable adult would do...

>>2125
People keep showing me pics form that episode and I still haven't seen it XD

And thanks, Jess, for allowing this to continue.

no problem. i just think it's hilarious that this thread is over a year old, yet people are still whining about it.

I woudl like to inform oyu that i am rathe rinebriated right now but i would not have tolearated the sports bar otherwise. I need you o kno wthat you can vbe waht you want, asl ong as what oyu want to be is spiders. they chain together, forming pyramids to the future, but only when the future is within their purviews. that is the key to everythina and what you must strive towards in your everyday life, because lemonade is a step away and i do not want to put anything on the floor. I am giving good advice, but you must relize the value in waht i am telling you.

I am staying out of chewy choclate strippers for now, even if i have stone coupons

>>2196
I fucking love you, Helepolis. Please don't stop doing what you do.

>>2206
I'm glad SOMEONE knows what I'm doing, cause I sure as hell never have any idea.

Helepolis has lost weight :D But I look so much bigger now x.x

Sorry to say, but this is shopped. If you had a dick that huge, you'd be dead from the lack of blood going to you're brain and the rest of the body, I just don't believe its real, considering the fact that you'd need the heart of a damn horse to actually survive with a dick that huge!

>>2287
So you're aspiring to be Captain Obvious' sidekick? The Captain himself already posted a few times in the thread.

>>543
>>579
>>657
>>1812

so... sorry to say, but you haven't said anything that hadn't already been said in the thread already. Everyone here who sees the thread know it's shopped, especially the ones who genuinely like the content of the thread.

On that note, I like the content of this thread and I want to see more of the penis that would kill you if you had it and you got an erection.

>>2289
I think my cock is about to start a war. So other people dying can't be ruled out. My dick or its apparent lack thereof is srs biznes.

>>2289 Ah no, I'm not, I just didn't know that someone else had posted it.

Ok its bullshit that you are living a lie with a shop dick this thread should be banned for it being stupid and you saying that is yours cuase you would die seriously man!

>>2342
his dick is so big it knocked the coherence and punctuation right out of yoru post

>Hook up with Cuban chick
>Sees my cock, thinks it's pretty cool
>Jerks me off and gives me head, or the closest she can
>I start jizzing, cover her face with first wad
>She yells at me to stop cumming
>I keep cumming till her whole front body is painted white
>I finally stop, she's kneeling in a puddle of jizz
>She gets all pissy and starts cursing in Spanish
>I ask what's wrong
>Says I wouldn't stop cumming
>I explain that guys can't do that
>She curses in Spanish some more, showers, leaves
>WTF JUST HAPPENED

Dude again with this? Please post it in /nip/ damn it your are lying to your self. And pissing people off in the process gtfo.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>2372
Why yes, I actually am half Japanese so you can call me a nip.

I love this thread. And I love you helepolis. You make me happy

>>2380
I cannot fuck in pinkspace

Make a video :-)

>>2384
But how can the pink make it?

>>2414
Inside is pink lol maybe outside too you'll have to find out

>>2427
Alien girls? :3

ugh I hate that first photo

>>2438
u jelly?

>>2448
no I'm a girl! it just looks like it has medical probs

>>2453
It's perfectly healthy, I assure you. I welcome you to examine it more thoroughly :P

>>2453
girls can be dick jelly, it's called penis envy

moar!

Many people here question if this is true or not.
You should REALLY post a video. This way you can prove it's real

>>2500
Why is this still a question? It doesn't matter. It's a giant dick and it's nice to look at. You'd never even meet this guy in person to begin with, so what does it matter?

when we getting more post weight-loss pics?

Its obviously not real but what if it was? Guy would be a virgin his whole life.