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1,000 ways to die (large insertion story) Anonymous 10/09/08(Wed)20:07 No. 391

ok, you fuckers asked for it.
how bout some LAAAAAARGE insertion?!!! huh?

1,000 ways to die: the big stretch 2

Ron Neeble always had a thing for heavy women and for trying new things. He was a lonely Caucasian weighing about 136 and still looked skinny for his weight; one day, he went to his local Walmart store, where he found this beautifully round Caucasian woman weighing in at 300lbs or so; after some idle chit-chat, he coaxed her to come back with him to his place where they had a few laughs (and a few drinks), before getting into what he really invited her over for…
First, they started with your usual sexual activities; he lays down flat on the bed, completely nude, stroking his manhood until it was firm and stiff as a cock should be while the woman slowly undressed little by little; once done, she turns all slow and sexy-like as she played with her boobs, bouncing them up and down and causing them to jiggle like two water balloons almost filled to the brim.
The man ushers her to come to him and she did, literally piling on top of him like a wild animal being fed and slowly works her vaginal cavity around his slick, meaty cock and proceeded to bounce up and down as if she was riding a horse, moaning and screaming as she reached an orgasm.
Several sex positions later, the guy then got bored, “Hey, I know what we can do.” He handed her the humongous bottle of silicone based lubricant and got on his hands and knees on the bed.
“What are you doing?” she asked confusedly.
“I always wanted to try this; I want you to anal fist me.”
“To what?” she asked again, even more confusedly.
“Just lube your hand up, nice and thick, and then work it on into my anus.”
“You sure about this? I mean, I am pretty big; doesn’t seem as it’ll fit…”
“Just slowly work your fingers in until you can get a whole hand.”
“Alright, fine.” she said. She continues to rub his puckered butt hole with her index finger as if she were in a lesbian porno, rubbing some chick’s crotch, all the while, the man moaned softly; she continues to work her finger in, slowly sliding it in and out, and in and out, and in and out, so on and so forth while the man kept moaning softly in ecstasy.
She continued until she got in two finger, then three, then four and finally got in her thumb; she worked that around until she slipped in past the wrist, “Are you ok?” she asked.
“Yeh, I’m fine. Just keep going…”
So, she continued, working it in and out as if her hand was a huge cock.
“Go deeper…” the man whispered.
“Are you sure about this? It’s kinda gonna get wider and wider as I go up.”
“Just do it.”
She proceeded to do as he instructed, she put more lube on from the point of her arm where the gooey, slick silicone had stop and went even further up the arm, literally stretching his anus about 4 inches or more; the man groans in agony for a few seconds and tries to cover it up with more moans of ecstasy, while the woman looks up and say with a faint sigh, “Deeper?”
“Uh… yeh… go for it,” he said as he grunted softly.
She takes her and squirts more lube on her arm up to her elbow and proceeds again to delve deeper; Ron’s ass getting wider and wider as she went further like he requested.
What little did Ron know, was that he was getting little tiny fissures along anus around her arm, which she kept delving, deeper and deeper, into him.
“Alright, this is ridiculous; your anus is splitting. Surely you don’t want me to go deeper, do you?”
“Just keep going ‘til I say stop,” he said in an almost inaudible speech.
She literally came up to her elbow and squirted more lube; she proceeded to go past her elbow in his ass while he humped back and forth as if he were enjoying it.
At the same time, sweat rolled down his face, but the woman could hardly notice it, because she was too busy wondering when he was gonna ask her to stop.
His ass had literally stretched around her upper arm as she was halfway to her armpit; from there, no matter how much lube she applied, her arm was having a bit of difficulty going any further.
“What’s the hold up back there?” he asked in another almost inaudible tone.
“What was that, I couldn’t hear you…”
“I said what was going on back there,” still he talked like a man, who had stung on the tongue by an angry bee as the woman continued.
“I can’t understand what you’re saying… but I’m trying to go deeper, it’s just that something’s not letting me…” she continued as he kept humping back and forth.
Moments later, a mouse jumped on the bed and startled the man, her screamed as he jumped back, making the woman’s arm plunge deeper, literally tearing his ass in two.
His screams grew louder and louder as it woke up the whole neighborhood.
Next day, the man was lucky to be alive as he was being transported on a gurney down the hall of some hospital laying on his stomach. Within moments, he arrived in the emergency room, where the doctors pulled off the covers and saw something even horrible than anything you could see an old or new horror film.
“Good lord…” one of the nurses said before covering her mouth.
A second nurse than ran out of the room with her mouth cover, like she was heading to the bathroom to throw up.
The doc and the remaining nurses stared in shock and awe as they looked at the disgusting, ridiculously wide… anus of Ron Neeble’s wild, adventurous night with the supposed woman of her dreams, or as he might call her now, the woman of his nightmares…
But just remember something, Mr. Neeble, you asked her to do it

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Anonymous 10/09/08(Wed)20:37 No. 392 >jiggle like two water balloons almost filled to the brim. >“Alright, this is ridiculous; your anus is splitting." >still he talked like a man, who had stung on the tongue by an angry bee as the woman continued. >saw something even horrible than anything you could see an old or new horror film. Absolute gold.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/08(Wed)22:44 No. 393 >>392 yeh, at first, i wanted to go for a submissive type of play here. there's this other one on rosebuttboard which is F/F; it wasn't made by me, but it was what inspired this one here.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/10(Fri)18:39 No. 401 >>393 Is it really submissive play when he's ordering her around? Also I was just kidding and this one is also awful, but not amusing enough to warrant a CSI comic.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/10(Fri)20:20 No. 402 >>401 -.- you troll

>>	Anonymous 10/09/10(Fri)21:43 No. 404 >>402 It's not my fault you didn't pick up on the rather transparent sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/12(Sun)00:18 No. 405 >>404 dude... go fist yourself -.- you obviously have no life if you're too lazy to give me constructive fuckin' criticism; cuz all you do is just sit there in your mom's basement and type the same shit.

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Anonymous 10/09/12(Sun)14:16 No. 406 >>405 Oooh, sick burn bro. Here's some constructive criticism, since you seem to want it so badly. Proofread. Use proper grammar and syntax. Actually describe the scene instead of saying "It was like in that one movie! You know what I'm talking about, right?" At least try to come up with more engaging plots than "Two people with no discernible traits beyond their appearance meet at Wal-Mart and fuck." Once you've figured all that out, you can maybe be allowed to open MS Word without someone chucking a brick at your head.

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Shlopp 10/09/12(Sun)23:43 No. 407 File 128436019612.gif - (632B , 160x93 , WTF_Smiley.gif ) So...at least you aren't posting links to EM now. I guess that is a plus. But; what is; with all; the semi;colons and, all comma like? It makes it; very hard, to read; with, the wro;ng pun,ctu;ation?!, Also, >>406 made some very good points about story structure and descriptive writing. Before jumping on people who rip your shit apart to pull out the nuttiness within, remember that you are the one who begs people to give you attention. When you beg for attention on the internet, it is very rarely positive. Also your story is neither erotic or entertaining.

>>	Zobsession !nXPrwn7wqc 10/09/13(Mon)14:34 No. 410 File 128441364425.jpg - (15.26KB , 312x294 , 1283305786391.jpg ) >>407 >>406 You know. . . I was just going to hide this thread, but now I think I'll leave it open. Writefag is amused.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/16(Thu)05:51 No. 420 I don't think he's coming back. How disappointing.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/17(Fri)08:01 No. 421 >>420 watching you guys make asses of yourselves. if you say my stories suck, try making a better version, you numbnuts

>>	Shlopp 10/09/17(Fri)16:54 No. 422 >>421 I don't like to waste time polishing turds.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/17(Fri)20:11 No. 423 >>422 you fuckin' got that from drillbit taylor.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/18(Sat)21:06 No. 424 >>423 It's actually a pretty common phrase. You might be a better writer if you turned the TV off every now and then, but you're obviously not interested in that.

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Anonymous 10/09/19(Sun)04:53 No. 425 >>421 That's the worst defence ever. I can't play guitar but I know if a band sucks. I've never written a screenplay, but I know if a movie is terrible. I've never written fetish stories, but I know when someone writes a shitty story. Did you seriously think every response to your bullshit would be overwhelmingly positive? You have no interest in writing, only in hearing about how great you are, so let me phrase it in a way that you'll take on board: You are the BEST- and, buddy, I mean the absolute best- at writing abysmal wank material. I mean, you could teach it at University. So, hats off to you, Professor, for being the best worst fetish writer I've ever seen. You are in a class of your own, sir.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/19(Sun)05:59 No. 428 >>425 I am amuse. Thank you internet. Also, this story is awful.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/19(Sun)18:13 No. 430 File 128494522222.jpg - (10.20KB , 156x460 , yoursign.jpg ) Let's make this official.

>>	Anonymous 10/09/20(Mon)07:25 No. 434 >>430 you are now aware of the goatse in that image

>>	Anonymous 10/09/21(Tue)14:29 No. 435 >>434 when i wrote it, i wasn't even thinkin' of "goatses" -.-

>>	Anonymous 10/09/21(Tue)16:38 No. 436 >>435 Do you even know what that is?

>>	Anonymous 10/09/22(Wed)21:55 No. 437 >>436 can't describe it all that good, but i know it's something to do with a nake man stretching his butthole in some jpg.

>>	Anonymous 10/11/01(Mon)09:36 No. 519 >>437 Go die.

>>	Anonymous 10/11/01(Mon)21:58 No. 520 >>519 you first -.-

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)01:08 No. 541 :-[

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