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No. 5811
>>5803
I want to set up a tiny tennis court on your left shoulder and hold a match between a mole and a shrew, then cover the miniatures in about half a quart of applesauce, add a dash of cinnamon, then take a walk around the block until exactly 3:45 PM, then take the car out and buy a bowler hat, return home to pin some socks to the wall. Once the socks are pinned at exactly 45 degree angles in a zig-zag pattern, I'll race upstairs to see if my tennis court covered in applesauce is done cooking. You will have to sit there while I do all of this, of course. When it's finished, I will do no less than six backflips and die from exhaustion.
Please inform my family.
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